Aren't You A Little Short For A Storm Trooper?

1. Mean Girls was never invented?
2. Trace Cyrus didn’t look like a horse?
3. Stephen Gomez didn’t h8 lyf?
4. Alexandra King wasn’t born?
5. Halvo wasn’t a mouthbreather?
6. John Ohhh never flew?
7. Travis Clark didn’t write the lyrics “Check Yes Juliet, Kill The Limbo?”
8. Nothing was “By Dirk Mai”?
9. People…

 this is old, but I need to bring it back almost exclusively for #29.