Random odd story...
…about a creepy random half naked girl that shared random info about her life with me last night. So I got dragged to the gym last night, cos my boyfriends phone got disconected so he didn’t get my text about me coming over, so I get there and the guys are like “oh, well we’re going to the gym, and you can come so you won’t be alone here and stuff.” So I got...
tyrannicalsaurus-rex: what is this from??
nakedheat: coldplay || yellow d’you know? you...
I just realized what a horrible sense of humor I...
-bazinga: A hunter tried to kill a guy’s wife because she was pregnant. The guy and Dean are locked in a room when Sam asked the guy why the hunter tried to kill the guy’s wife. The guy says “I don’t know,” but it seemed like Sam knew. And then Sam grabbed a coat hanger (to pick the lock to the door)…and I laughed. If your sense of humor is as horrible as mine…you’ll know why I laughed.
Everytime I see a slightly old looking black and white picture I assume Slender Man is in there somewhere. Is that weird or….?
what I hate about being a girl :
Periods Period cramps Sore tits Mood swings Picking out outfits for the day Styling hair after showering Having a hard time running cause of your tits Making sure you don’t get pregnant Carrying the baby Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason Make sure you don’t get raped Having pedophiles hit on you Shaving all the time. Having to deal with douchebag guys. ...
If you love your dad, reblog this.
Dude, my dad still says “groovy”. What’s not to love?
fuckyeahbofosho: mynameisboburnham: Hello. My name is Bo Burnham. I’m new to Tumblr. But I’m suspicious of it. How many consonants do they think they can put in a row? MBLR?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!?!?! SHIT JUST GOT REAL
When somebody says "I love this song", and they...
curlyconverse: This always happens… or people put wrong lyrics in their status or something. And I always correct them, and they’re like “whatever, it doesn’t even matter.” and I’m like BITCH NO.
The people upstairs are like movie furniture, or training elephants, or are Hulk or something because my whole place is shaking and they are making lots of noise…
moshpitromance: matefeedkillrepeat: does making out with a 14 year old boy when you’re 16 make you a pedobear? omg I knew an 18 year old girl who dated an 14 year old boy. It was creepy and hilarious
JoshRamsay: Junos? Let me guess, somehow Anne... →
Megan Fox thinks she is ugly...
bitch, no. Just shut up. You don’t get to complain.
Waking up skinny is worth going to bed hungry.
NO IT’S NOT uuuugh are you fucking kidding me. Why do people post this shit?
imagine a papercut on ur nipple
bigfathullabaloo: hindouche: kesha-dilla: j0naah: fuckwhatnowniggamoon: emptyglasses-: perfectdiva94: imagine putting a toothpick under your big toenail and kicking the wall!!! oh mygod imagine putting your foot under a tap while it slowly drips imagine a staple in your eyeball imagine rebecca black naked oh my god this entire post
Leave a letter in my ask box and I will tell you... →
I just named my Geodude Bertha.
Why are GIFs not working for me right now what is...
The 13th GIF in your folder is what you look like...
-bazinga: gochokeonsatansdick: That’s what’s up. acurate
I am playing Pokémon Crystal on a Game Boy Advance emulator, and I just named my Bellsprout Vegeta, after a character from Dragonball Z. I am so nerdy it hurts… in the good way. *starts singing Nerds* I don’t deserve friends lol.
fuckyeahbofosho: gettheetoapunnery: A comment on the I’m Bo Yo video lol.
k, so apparently she lives in Wisconsin now. So random….but I feel better now.
So..instead of hanging out with my boyfriend all weekend we both need to do stuff at our respective homes so I’m talking to him on facebook and this girl he’s friends with that he talks about all the time is sad cos her ex is being a dick and I don’t know why this bothers me but if MY ex was being a dick to me and an attractive guy friend was being all nice to me I’d be all...
How I spend my Friday nights.
dearlybeloveddeathbat: mylifeyeah: mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat: Going out Hanging out with my friends Drinking Doing other things my parents told me not to Showing more skin than necessary Dancing to music so loud that it’d wake the neighbours And then I’ll do it all again next week HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH legendary !!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD THIS FUCKING POST. <3