May 2013
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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May 11th
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do you ever get so emotional and you just
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rydenrydenryden: green day either makes me want to lay in bed and be unmotivated or overthrow the government there is no in between
May 10th
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just-another-bandslut: melissamusical: masturbatewithacheesegrater: alexander william gaskarth is such a posh name it sounds like it should belong to an edwardian king or something but nope it belongs to a 24 year old man who writes lyrics like “i think some dude just grabbed my junk” and has fuckin pink hair Omg it’s back
May 9th
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just-another-bandslut: melissamusical: masturbatewithacheesegrater: alexander william gaskarth is such a posh name it sounds like it should belong to an edwardian king or something but nope it belongs to a 24 year old man who writes lyrics like “i think some dude just grabbed my junk” and has fuckin pink hair Omg it’s back
May 9th
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The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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subtweet: more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
May 6th
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exhaledoom: did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
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wholocked-theimpala: the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?” and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
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liebeichkate asked: 25
May 4th
meet the blogger
Name: Lauren Height: 5’2” Eye Color: hazel  Birthday: July 23 Favorite color: green Best school subject(s): none lol Mac or PC: PC Current shirt color: pink Day or night: night Celebrity crush:  Niall Horan / All of the avengers Favorite Food: Tim Hortons breakfast sammiches
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I'm terribly bored, so you know, if you want to
01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03: Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04: Your views on religion.
05: A time you thought about ending your own life.
06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09: How you hope your future will be like.
10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11: Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12: Bullet your whole day.
13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14: Your earliest memory.
15: Your favorite tumblrs.
16: Your views on mainstream music.
17: Your highs and lows of this past year.
18: Your beliefs.
19: Disrespecting your parents.
20: How important you think education is.
21: One of your favorite shows.
22: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23: Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
24: Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
26: What kind of person attracts you.
27: A problem that you have had.
28: Something that you miss.
29: Goals for the next 30 days.
30: Your highs and lows of this month.
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May 1st
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ikickdownthewalls: hellinawestwoodsuit: starkid-babes: thefoxxybenedict: starkpower: untilifindtheperfectgirl: phenste: carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga let that sink in i thought she was 13 andrew garfield is older than chris hemsworth where is your god now The Starkids are older than the Harry Potter actors wAHT WHAT NO THE STARKIDS ARE FIVE Andrew Garfield...
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April 2013
These are actually really good... someone get...
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Someone please ask me something...
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tigersdrinktea: “Blow minds, not dudes”  Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
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Apr 19th
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Weird Band Blog Questions
1: If you were a tv producer and you had to choose 5 band members to live together for a reality show, who would you choose?
2: If you had to get lyrics tattooed on your body, which lyrics would they be?
3: Older music or newer music?
4: What would you do if you worked at a restaurant and your favorite band showed up?
5: Have you ever written a letter or given a gift to a band member?
6: What 3 songs make you ridiculously happy?
7: If you were in a band, what instrument would you play?
8: Favorite band member of all time?
9: Have you ever gotten a tweet from your favorite band?
10: How do you feel about mosh pits?
11: Have you met your favorite band yet?
12: Name three bands you can't stand other than Blood On the Dancefloor or Brokencyde
13: Did you go through an embarrassing scene or emo phase?
14: How do you feel about bands that never change their sound?
15: How do you feel about bands who have gone in a completely different direction with their sound?
16: have you ever had a bad concert experience?
17: Mark Hoppus or Pete Wentz?
18: How many songs do you have on your ipod/phone/whatever right now?
19: What was the first song from your favorite band that you've ever heard?
20: Have you ever been stereotyped because of the type of music you listen to?
21: Have you ever lost respect for a band member/band for somethign they said or did?
22: Would you rather be a roadie or a band member?
23: Have you ever listened to a few seconds of a song and just thought "fuck no." and turned it off?
24: Are you good at songwriting?
25: Guitar or Bass?
Apr 19th
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Make me choose between:
Blog: ___________ or ___________ Music: ___________ or ___________ Band: ___________ or ___________ Actor: ___________ or ___________ Actress: ___________ or ___________ Singer: ___________ or ___________ Movie: ___________ or ___________ Book: ___________ or ___________
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