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Lightning above and a fire below me.You cannot catch me, cannot hold me.You cannot stop much less control me.
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assholuke:

Calum trying to use a water gun - Amnesia (Behind The Scenes) 
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5sobrien:

#YOUSHOULDBEINABAND

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

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the-illist-things-we-said:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

I’d be shitting myself if I saw that

the-illist-things-we-said:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

I’d be shitting myself if I saw that

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x

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tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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cramp:


i am the most annoying person to text

cramp:

i am the most annoying person to text

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officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

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dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

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derpycats:

Chillin

derpycats:

Chillin

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The worst thing in the world can happen, but the next day the sun will come up. And you will eat your toast. And you will drink your tea.
(via fluoroid)    
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itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

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gonnagetcaged:

"what can you do with an art history degree???"

image

this

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