Lauren / 22 / Canada / <3 I'm an apex predator
Lightning above and a fire below me.You cannot catch me, cannot hold me.You cannot stop much less control me.
How's Your Coffee, Jesus?
I'm in a castle, fuck your condo!

singitforsaintjimmy:

Last lines in Green Day’s American Idiot

Inspired by x

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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knuckleinyoureyeballs:

Some @glamourkills shirts I ordered arrived today and I got this awesome stubby holder with them. 👌#glamourkills #glmrkills

knuckleinyoureyeballs:

Some @glamourkills shirts I ordered arrived today and I got this awesome stubby holder with them. 👌#glamourkills #glmrkills

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legalmeth:

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whoreney-as-fuck:

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chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

lord alfucking might

oh my fucking god. 😍😍😍😍

☆ similar here ☆

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ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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what

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ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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what

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customer: i got four drinks this is only one
me: yes you fucking moron I'm making the other three I can't shit out frappucinos
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thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

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