I'm Lauren, I'm 20, I'm Canadian, I'm a Sociology/Psychology student... and I'm an alcoholic. But not really. I think I'm really funny.

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Aren't You A Little Short For A Storm Trooper?

I'm The Ghost of Christmas Kick-Your-Ass!

Invade my privacy.

  • Purple: 10 facts about my room.
  • Blue: 9 facts about my family.
  • Green: 8 facts about my body.
  • Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
  • Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
  • Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
  • Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
  • White: 3 facts about my personality.
  • Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
  • Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

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visualgraphic:

ZOMBYS Coffee

That poison?

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» half an hour ago

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MY 20 FAVORITE MUTANTS
 » ix. Wade Winston Wilson — Deadpool
“I eat the uncertainty principle for breakfast. I was born the original loose cannon — and I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin’ walrus! Koo-koo-ka-freakin’-choo!””

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You have no idea what you’re dealing with. | Shakespeare in the park? (x)

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Some jobs are just too tough for your average fast-talking, high-tech gun-for-hire. Sometimes, to get the job done right? You need someone crazier than a sack’a ferrets. You need Wade Wilson - the Crimson Comedian, the Regeneratin’ Degenerate, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool.

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…because I am the monster parents tell their children about at night.

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